9 REAL N**GA MOVES FOR VIBES

Online tickets are done. $25 tickets are available at the door. 

TAKE OFF WORK 

I learned this the hard way the past 2 years. Working during the day before VIBES is some dork shit. Never again. I’ve already got everything in motion. My dreads get done Thursday night. Friday morning get a crispy lining worthy enough to put me on a billboard in St.Louis and have aunties coming at me in Naruto shadow clone numbers. After that, Smoke tree and watch Narcos season 3 til it’s time to pull up to Majorette and become a new woman’s mistake. 

PRE GAME BALANCE 

Niggas like to do too much. They don’t mean to I mean it’s VIBES and it’s exciting you wanna feel wavy when you step into the spot but niggas go overboard. 

First get the finest tree session before entering the venue on both days. You can’t smoke in both venues so get that good one right before you head out or smoke in the whip. Don’t fuck with edibles though. You tryna be saucy not weirded out you feel me. There’s titties and thigh on the line on day one of VIBES you don’t wanna eat an edible and look like lil darrl all night. Fuck that shit. Don’t do it. 

As far as alcohol go. If you got V.I.P pull-up for that open bar I mean you paid for the shit. If you don’t have V.I.P get the bottle in the morning and have that bitch on chill and link up with the squad for the pre game and do 2 cups. 3 max! If you wanna get tipped quick do 3 shots and you’ll be straight. 

Keep that water near you. Go 20-30 minutes without drinking any alcohol after the pre game and just drink that water and you’re gonna piss some of the alcohol out and you won’t be falling over drunk as fuck. The water is like recharging your tolerance meter. It’s like a sensu bean. After that get more drinks at the venue or drink in the whip and keep that water in rotation. 

Please get home safely. If you too drunk do not drive. You can get the whip tmrw. Don't play with your life. Get that Uber. 

REAL LIFE SHIT 

You know what. Everybody who I think is on my Twitter I will meet on the first night. I’m not tryna hear none of that “I think I saw you at Vibes” shit. Nigga you know that was me ain’t shit to think about. I’m a make it easy on y’all I’m gonna come up and speak so your scary asses don’t have to. Don't be on that shit. 

THE FIT GAME 

I don’t have a fit and honestly I don’t give a fuck about putting shit together. Especially the second night. It’s a concert and I’ll probably be jumping around, dancing and shit. I’m me so I’m a be fly in whatever I wear. As long as my hair good I’m thuggin. 

I’ll leave the fits to the women. Matter fact ladies just come half naked with the breathtaking titties of all shapes, colors, and sizes. It’s easier for all parties involved. 

BOY YOU SMELL GOOD 

If you ugly and you get this compliment, my pals you just moved up 2 points. So that means if you a 5 now you’re a 7 and you have a punchers chance to touch thighs that night or at a future date. Make her laugh immediately after she says you smell good and she damn near will forget you yo daddy son. Gotta have your smell good game on Uncle with the navigator truck with the phone case on the hip at the family reunion levels. 

Don’t come in Vibes smelling like uncleaned chitlins. That’s unholy. Keep the mints and gum on deck too. Harsh breath will have you standing in the corner by your lonesome. Go watch The Wood and let my nigga Slim and Ro guide you. 

GET THE RIGHT INFO

Numbers don’t really mean shit no more for real. Get the social media handles. This applies to everything. You tryna work and collab on some creative or business shit? Get the social media. You tryna smash? Get the social media. It works for every thing. Niggas will respond to social media before they’ll answer a text. Social media gets right to the point and you’ll get numbers and emails later. 

ONLY PICS THAT MATTER 

Only pics that matter. 

A Squad Pic 

Your New Profile Pic 

The rest are whatever. Some will be fire some will be weak but keep em in the stash anyway. 

The next morning to let the choppa loose on Instagram and swim in your likes like Scrooge McDuck on Duck Tales and whisper to yourself….. 

“I’m fire….. and we really them niggas.” 

SHOP

If you got the money then shop in VIBES. If you don't I understand. Take down an artist info and see if you can get something in the future. Just shop. 

HAVE FUN

This the most important. This is fun. Don't be on that serious shit. Leave all that judgmental and clique shit at home. Have fun with your friends and new friends you'll meet that night. You can do all the shit I just said and have fun doing so. It's a celebration of creativity. A celebration for St.Louis. A celebration for the people. Just come and kick it.