25 REASONS FALL IS FOR REAL N**GAS

Here are 25 reasons why the fall is the best season and it's for the real ones in this world. 

I get to joan on how trash pumpkin flavored anything is. Pumpkin Pie trash. Pumpkin Latte's trash. Pumpkin Beer trash. Pumpkin Seeds trash. A actual pumpkin trash. 

My astounding and awe-inspiring flannel collection gets to come out and play on you bitches. The flannel God is back. Sing praises to my holy name lil hoes. 

I get to eat a candy apple off a black booty for brunch. 

I get to continue my skinny nigga of the year campaign in my Jodeci boots and my Timberlands

A black woman glow and smile in the fall is what real love looks like and how babies are made. 

I get to pull up to kickbacks in a peacoat like the distinguished and prominent nigga I am. 

Fall is the time to dwindle down the roster a lil bit. Fellas take your rosters down from 5 to a reliable 2. One who can cook good and one who reckless but her pussy feels and taste like answered prayers.  

Spiked warm apple cider is so fucking clutch yall don't fucking understand dawg!!!!! I call it apple pie drunk. If any person in a relationship reading this make spiked apple cider with your partner and chill in the crib. Thank me later. 

I get to wear my robe at yo baby momma apartment. 

Women be having those fire soft and warm blankies at they crib in the fall. 

The moment it hits 69 degrees you put a skully on like Lars from Rocket Power.

Your white homies will get you wasted for free at Oktoberfest. 

Titties are warmer in the fall like hot chocolate and they taste like red velvet cake. 

The weather goes from "Reasonable Doubt" outside to "Lady Of My Life" outside. 

Shorties get to steal my hoodies and give me an excuse to buy some better and flyer shit. 

Halloween. I never dress up. I always say I will but never do. Just point me to the party with the most naked shorties. I'll bring the bottles. 

We can get fried and hit a haunted house. 

My birthday in the fall. Real niggas born in the fall. 

Laughing at all trash horror movies. We know all the horror movies drop in the fall and we know all of em will be trash but we watching em anyway. 

You get off the most fire fits in the fall. The fall really shows who can dress. The outfits be cozy as fuck too. Basically I'm dressing like Arnold in Hey Arnold. 

There's all types of fairs and shit with food and desserts in the fall. FUNNEL CAKE PAPI!!!! 

In the fall you're rubbing booties in front of bonfires..... if you're smart. 

You take your best pictures in the fall. You're really gorge-a-riffic in the fall. 

Thanksgiving. Only because you wanna see who ain't shit and trippin in your family this year. 

Nature don't give a fuck about us. Nature the cruelest bitch ever with Cersei Lannister in second but when the leaves change colors it's still so beautiful to see after all these years. 

Count that up and make sure it's 25. Bye!