10 THINGS ABOUT 314DAY
The Big Homie Corey Black
For one day there’s more positive than negative. Togetherness mothafucka.
There’s always a few brave and dumb bitches who try and down our day and we all form together like Naruto shadow clones and flame these dumb fucks into the next dimension. I can’t wait to see who locks their account from getting they head joaned off. Mainly it’s these Kansas City and Chicago weirdos who try this shit. I have a lot of family from both of those cities. But keep it 100 fam.. one is known for tomato pies and chicken being praised for having ketchup on it and the other is known for still wearing southpole garments freshly bought from Burlington Coat Factory. Fuck on.
Y'all reminded that we’re the best dancers that ever existed in the history of the universe. For Christ sakes we have Anwar. He’s like the Jiren of STL when it comes to the dance moves. We could have a tournament of power for dancing and St.Louis winning over all you whores. Just remember all the new dances you see today is just remixes of shit we did almost 15-16 years ago. When the Shorty Da Prince STL dances video pop up that’s yo assssssssssss Mr.Postmaaaan.
No other city had a area code day before we started doing it. I swear I never seen any other city do it until we did but everybody mad at us. Shit cute. Awwwwwwww.
There’s like 87348 things to do on 314day and everybody drops something on 314Day. As a fan of lot of creatives here it’s like Content Christmas.
My Pretty Willie mix comes back out of the vault and I educate the world on the true G.O.A.T. What you know about playing “Touching It” with your shorty and shorty looking at you like a taco?
A nigga say it’s “Pi-Day” I’m pulling up and I’m all rapped out. On me. Y'all giving me a reason to run fades.
I’m reminded yet again that “Hood Hop” is the hardest beat I’ve ever heard in my life.
Big Imos on deck. Can’t tell me shit boy.
Free Jizzle Buckz for 314Day. If you don’t play “QuarterBrick” or “Trenches” on 314Day you a jabroni. Big weirdo.
Happy 314Day
