ATLANTA "BARBERSHOP" REVIEW
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Every real nigga had a barber or has a barber like this nigga in their life. Swear to fucking God bruh and then they have the nerve to get mad when you don’t tip. The fucked up part tho is that they cut your hair better than anybody so you can't leave em smfh.

 

 

My nigga said he gone get his income tax and buy a WNBA team. Fucked up part is that dream not unattainable. Nobody watch that shit housewives who attained free tickets off groupon. 

 

 

My nigga got on the same hat Martin wore on the Players Ball episode with a white turtleneck with a zipper. 

 

 

This nigga really leaned on this nigga head like he taking a model picture for GAP in that sweater he got on. I’m crying.

 

 

This nigga name is Bibby and he got a earpiece. You know that nigga ain’t shit and would pawn his Granny dentures and couches with the plastic on em with no remorse. 

 

 

Bibby got the cell phones for the low like prime Sir Michael Rocks. 

 

 

Where the fuck he get this apple from. 

 

 

Klear Kable. I need them cause fuck Charter

 

 

Judging from this situation at this woman’s house. Bibby has at LEAST 6 hoes cribs he sleeps at in Atlanta and he’s married. 

 

 

He really said he had a queef engine. I’m on the floor crying. 

 

 

This nigga Bibby look like the rapper Ralo. SAY I’M LYING!! LMAOOO!!

 

 

Bibby really cut that kid hair first and tried to go by appointment times he missed. Bibby might be my favorite character in tv history bruh. Can we PLEASE get him a scene with King Darius. Immediately. 

 

 

Bibby didn’t pay none of the bills which he probably promised he would do before she gave him some pussy, blamed it on Donald Trump, then took her money out her purse then tried to escape on some Oceans Eleven shit like a true savage. FROM NOW ON HIS NAME IS "JUGG BUSSIN BIBBY!”

 

 

“Guess I’m staying with my other woman tonight.” I told y’all Jugg Bussin Bibby got hoes in every Zone of Atlanta. Nothing to a finesse God. 

 

 

Jugg Bussin Bibby stay with a toothpick like Razor Ramon. 

 

 

JUGG BUSSIN BIBBY GAVE THIS NIGGA PAPERBOI SOME LEFTOVER ZAXBYS THAT’S COLDER THAN ROOT BEER POPSICLES WITH FREEZER BURN CAUSE NOBODY EATS THEM SHITS! FINESSE GOD!!! IS THERE ANYTHING THIS NIGGA CAN’T DO??!!!!! MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD! 

 

 

Why he call that woman “Beige Lady” and skirrrrt off with her wood lmaooooo GOAT!!!

 

 

Just like a great father Jugg Bussin Bibby gave his son responsibilities. Putting up Street Team posters to promote struggle rap concerts and bikini boxing at Magic City builds character and integrity but that lil nigga failed to do what his hard working asked him to and now they can’t get the $35 dollars. He don’t wanna be an entrepreneur and A-Town legend like his pops. 

 

 

“You out here looking like a Super Saiyan.” Lmaooo flamed this nigga. 

 

 

Man fuck that hoe and her Geo Metro. That car deserve to get hit. I’m doing the race. I wouldn’t stay around for shit. 

 

 

Bitch started screaming like a female character on Mortal Kombat that just got uppercutted into The Pit. Sonya Blade voice box head ass. 

 

 

“You know for the record I never wanted you.” - God to Jesus 

 

 

"Just passing by the Atlanta pen make my boy hymen hurt” Lmaoooo This nigga quote count is OVER 9000!!!! Jugg Bussin Bibby is in the hall of fame off only one episode. 

 

 

Despite some bad events. Jugg Bussin Bibby did give Paperboi a fire cut. Gotta pay for fire cuts under any circumstance. Dem the rules. 

 

 

Paperboi switched barbers in front of Jugg Bussin Bibby face. I rather cheat on my future wife than switch barbers. 

 

 

It’s like I said in the beginning. Jugg Bussin Bibby crazy and unprofessional but Paperboi now realizes nobody will cut his hair like Jugg Bussin Bibby can. Just gotta accept it. Keep your barber bruh. 

 

 

Real talk. Bibby that nigga in yo hood that need his ass beat but nobody ever beats his ass and you always wondered why it never happened. 

 

Peace.