S**T I NEVER WANNA HEAR AGAIN ON SOCIAL MEDIA

Here’s all the shit I never wanna hear again on social media. I’m serious.

“Y’ALL NOT READY FOR THAT CONVERSATION” 

No bitch I’m ready for any conversation. The problem is no one wants to talk to you and there’s no need for a conversation of the pointless point you’re trying to make. WE GET IT ALREADY YOU DUMB FUCK. People who say this shit have the mental capacity of a nigga who can’t tell the difference between “your” and “you’re.” These weirdos have the personality of a broken down Chevy Lumina on the shoulder of a highway. I’ll never be ready to have any conversation with you in any capacity. I rather drink fabuloso. 

“CAN’T TREAT ME LIKE I’M REGULAR” 

Bitch you are plain lays chips and a Vess cola. You are as regular as they come. As basic as a Dr.Seuss book. I will continue to treat you regular. All you mothafuckas do is gossip, live through celebrities, and quote rappers for your IG captions. There’s nothing complex about you. You have not one original bone in your bodies. 

“YOU KNOW THE VIBES” 

No. I don’t know the fucking vibes. Please never elighten me on what the vibes are. No one gives a fuck what the vibes are or why they exist. People who say this shit always got on those cinder block Fila’s on or look like they don’t take baths. 

“ENERGY” 

I wish you all could drink 2 gallons of McDonalds Sprite, burn your throat so you can never say this word again in any capacity. It’s get even better when people who are awful try to say they only want and allow good energy around them when the whole time they’re the “bad” energy they’re attempting to escape from. I can’t forget the infamous “I match energy” weirdos. People who say this are the root of every issue they’re apart of. Just admit that someone ghosted you and aren’t paying attention to you anymore instead of saying “I match energy” to compensate for the fact that you’re hurt. Breaking news, the person you keep aiming this phrase at does not give a fuck. Only you do. Save your “energy.”

ANY SENTENCE OR STATEMENT WITH LIZZO’S NAME IN IT 

I’ve never heard a song by this woman and I never will. Good or bad I do not give a fuck. 

“IM STAYING OUT THE WAY” 

The people who say this shit continue to be in everyone’s way. I’m sick of niggas lying. I’m tired of you being around with your bullshit and slowing up the lane for real niggas. Fuck on. 

ANXIETY 

You niggas anxious about everything EXCEPT being anxious about getting on my mothafucking nerves. A lot of people aren’t anxious they’re either soft and need to pull their fucking skirt down or they’re using anxiety to cover up the fact that they’re shitty people. I wish you were anxious about being annoying. All of you pretending to have anxiety can collectively go suck a dick. 

MENTAL HEALTH 

Can we please stop using mental health to run away from the fact that our lives are mediocre? Okay your paintings weren’t good. It had nothing to do with mental health. If you had the mental strength of Malcolm X your art would still be mediocre. Just admit you didn’t take art seriously, idolized Gunner Stahl or Ronnie Fieg but were lazy and didn’t have 10% of their work ethic, craved attention and wanted to fit in on social media and call it a fucking day. To all the people who have real mental issues I always support but ever since mental health has been apart of every discussion the past 2 years it has become this shield against accountability for the majority. This is one of the worst trends I’ve ever seen in recent history. If I read one more long ass testimony on social media with the “I fell into depression” or “ “I was dealing with depression” I’m going to fucking scream. Depression ain’t have shit to do with it. You were just sad and you just weren’t built for whatever you were trying to do. Be an adult and figure out what you’re built for. People can do whatever and just say “I was depressed” and absolve themselves from anything. That’s fucking dangerous.

INFLUENCER 

The only thing you’re influencing is incompetence and more goofy nigga shit. Any one that’s influenced by another human that puts “Influencer” in their social media bio is another weirdo I don’t need to be around. All these self proclaimed influencers are just goofies who think they’re rich and try to convince broke people that they’re just as rich as athletes but in reality they’re the joke of the circles they’re trying to be apart of. A picture is worth a 1000 words but a picture on instagram is worth a 1000 lies. I promise you. 

UNIVERSE 

Since everyone became professors of manifestation after they heard one fucking Jhene Aiko album and burn sage in their apartment I am now banning this word from my life. You can’t just manifest your way out of living a life of mid. You’re just trash and lazy and no amount of manifestation is going to change that. You can make all of your goofy vision boards with ugly ass ikea furniture and Audi’s on it all you want but that shit not coming to you without action and practicality. You’re afraid to pursue what you claim your dreams are and you care what people think but expect the universe to hand you the same life that your favorite artist has. You need to I dunno, practice on whatever you’re trying to get good at and maybe you’ll have a chance at a better life. I swear the universe has all of you locked into it’s contacts list as “Food date nigga” because yall keep it’s name in yall mouth. The universe not making your decisions for you anymore. It’s tired of yall shit. 

RETROGRADE 

I don’t even know what the fuck this is. I thought it was a flavor of a Mountain Dew soda. A lot of people in this world are stupid and evil. Stop blaming that shit on this dumbass word and stop saying this shit around me. 

Let’s face facts here. 2020 won’t be any different for a lot of you people. This is not me being pessimistic. This is just what’s in your DNA and mindset. You’re below average or average at best and you have no desire in becoming above average because you’re all only focused how many likes, retweets, views you’ll get instead of actually focusing on improvement and solving problems. You’re focused on old wins instead of getting more championships. Only the average focus on old wins. Washed up niggas talk about game winners from a year ago. That’s why it’s so easy for people to live in the past. It’s because they’re afraid and they have run out of ideas and they can’t hide their mediocrity anymore. You live for the approval of people you’ve never had a conversation with. But guess what? …. You’re not ready for that conversation. Do better.  

Peace 

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