THE MOST INFLUENTIAL SHORT N**GAS EVER

 
A tall woman once told me “Boy you need phone books to reach my titties” That’s it. That’s the introduction to this. 

I still beat and she continued to flame me and my height after too… like a true Queen should.

The most influential short n**gas of all time. 

VEGETA

He the best anime character of all time. My nigga Vegeta looks down on tall niggas and he only 5’3. He lived on Earth all of 7 minutes and took Yamaha’s bitch and created another young legend in Trunks. 

PRINCE 

The God was 5’2 and knocking down 5’11 and 6 ft models on his lunch breaks. One of the most influential musicians and sex symbols of all time needed a step stool to get the cereal off the top of the refrigerator and crossed up Charlie Murphy. Legend. 

BRUCE LEE 

Dude was like 5’5 or 5’4 chopping niggas in the throat. The one man that 95% of the world would catch a guaranteed fade from learned karate from his little man complex and became dangerous as fuck and the greatest karate master of all time.

SHAWTY LO 

He made “Dunn Dunn” the greatest negro spiritual that isn’t “Wipe Me Down” you would’ve thought a 6’5 nigga made “Dunn Dunn.” 

HIEI 

IT’S MOTHAFUCKIN HIEI. A MIDGET KING THAT BE GIVING NIGGA BARS AND JOANING ON EM BEFORE KILLIN EM. I always thought Killua real father was Hiei. 

KILLUA ZOLDYCK 

I dunno if he’ll stay short but he took a nigga heart and returned it to him. A KING! Plus he plays with yo-yo’s. 

BLASTOISE 

Blastoise like 5’3. Keep the cannons in his back. He literally wake up with the toolie what it do like Playboi Carti everyday. The iciest Pokemon in Pokemon history is short.  

OMARION 

This nigga made “Touch.” Don’t make me repeat myself. 

DA BABY 

In a span of a year this 5’6 nigga pulled up in a random hood in ATL solo and stood his ground against the goons in the hood. Shot somebody in a store. Knocked a nigga out while performing and finished the show. Knocked a nigga out while shopping for the drip and recommended that young man pull up his trousers. The hottest rapper in the game. THE REIGNING! DEFENDING! UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD! 

LIL WAYNE 

How’s it feel to try and slander us short niggas but rap BM JR or the Knuck if you buck freestyle word for word like a fucking hypocrite? *Alexa play Dedication 2*

KEVIN HART

Aye forget the fact this nigga he most famous comedian in the world and he rich as fuck. This fake deep lil nigga is damn near bulletproof. They’ve been trying to get this short nigga the fuck outta here for the past couple of years and he looking at y’all like yall wearing those bulky ass Fila’s. 

KENDRICK LAMAR 

I forgot dude is like 5’5. How many people can say they arguably have 3 classic albums in a row who isn’t named Project Pat? 

EAZY-E 

Without the legend The Chronic wouldn’t exist. Bone Thugs and East 1999 Eternal wouldn’t exist. He made Compton, White Sox hats and Raiders hats worldwide. 

BOB MARLEY 

The man was a short king that spread good vibes, shared his weed, and made timeless tunes to eat fruit and think about life while listening to them. 

LIL BOOSIE 

When he’s not getting women to show their ashy titties on his Instagram live you reminisce on the fact this nigga made the greatest song for a nigga with 12.17 in their bank account to still go out and somehow manage to get drinks for everyone and make it to and from the club with no gas. 

MARTIN SCORCESE 

He made Casino, Goodfellas, Wolf Of Wall Street, & Raging Bull. The GOAT at 5’4. 

Peace

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