INSECURE "LOWKEY THANKFUL" REVIEW

Damn my nigga Chad out here broke but flexing like he got it in the Red Rover. Hate it had to be that nigga but I had to remind myself this a nigga with a mohawk. This is standard mohawk nigga behavior. 

STL in this bitch. Shoutout 3rd District. Glad they found J-Kwon. 

Issa and Lawrence like each other still. They not over each other and this awkward interaction with Condola proves it even more. Don’t know how Condola will be removed from the situation but it’s going to happen. If nobody talked about this shit yet and come to a conclusion that means people haven’t truly moved on. 

Issa looked at them like damn why didn’t I get that version of that nigga? Nigga turned from a 92 Ford Escort to an Audi Roadster in front of her eyes. 

BRUH THIS MOLLY AND HER DAD SHIT IS THE DUMBEST ANGLE EVER. IT’S POINTLESSSSSSSSSSS!!! 

Issa and Molly constantly disrespect each other and do not recognize each other’s growth. They always pull from each other’s past to throw insults at each other. Issa started it by saying the old Molly would come out. Molly just yelling that Issa hoeing for charmin which is basically gold now in this pandemic so Issa might be a visionary. They don’t recognize the good in each other though. This friendship is over. A talk not even needed. Once the respect is gone you have nothing to continue with. 

Damn King Lawrence had to invite himself to her Friendsgiving? Big red flag. Matter fact that should’ve been done a week ago. Women usually can’t wait to show off a nigga that they feel is dope. The building is about to crumble.

Plumbing is trash. I hate fixing sinks and toilets but I’m decent at it. No Plumbing for playas needed. 

Molly and Andrew relationship is a joke. How you in relationship with someone where you hesitant for them to meet your peoples. Make it make sense. 

Damn Principal Grier is Issa momma. Mr.Hightower bout to perform When the funk hit’s the fan around the yams. What if Mr.Hightower Issa daddy? 

Shorty had on clear heels at Thanksgiving. I know the head would take your soul away. I would’ve brought her to Thanksgiving too. 

“Do you girl” = Girl fuck you 

Ah shit you see how Lawrence looked at her when she said not trying to be near a wedding. That’s all it takes. 

Damn drunk Nikki talking too much. You know this nigga Lawrence extra sensitive and insecure. He bout to confront Condola about it or act weird. I forgot she was divorced. 

“I just feel like she’s reaping all the benefits of his time with me”……. SHE’S HURT & THIS IS DELICIOUS!! News flash YOU CHEATED…TWICE!! She straight delusional. Lmaoooo. I knew it. She sad she haven’t experienced the Glo’d up King Lawrence. I would say I understand but she was the one that fucked that situation up and she’s giving herself WAY TOO MUCH credit for his position now. He changed before she cheated the second time and she only experienced a lil bit of the Glo-Up. I get it though. You stayed down and you got nothing in the end. She basically stayed with a bum nigga and fucked up before he got drafted or hit the lottery. I know she sick. I bet the people that was advocating for her cheating on Lawrence instead of leaving bout to agree with her and feel sorry for her for being dumb as fuck for falling for niggas with potential. Sounds like a personal problem sis. Hating on the Lawrence Hive when yall looking like that nigga that got kicked out The Temptations before “My Girl” came out. You bout to see 900 think pieces about sticking around a nigga and being blinded by his potential when he unemployed and a bum and now you depressed cause he got cleaned up and found a better bitch. Watch. All you “I relate to this all too well” looking asses. YEAH WE KNOW. You notice how when a nigga change his life and leave they still make it about them? They want a nigga to stay a failure and never improve just so they can feel secure about their life and so they can be right. What you expect a nigga to do? Stay a bum and become another bitch headache so you can feel better? Fuck outta here.

Here we go again with Molly and this bullshit with her dad. I’m glad her brother has common sense and explained to this girl that their parents past ain’t none of their business and their dad dealt with his mistakes like a man. Now can we please never mention this terrible side arc again? Please? 

Ah yes I seen this argument coming a mile away. Condola just want some dick around or she want a baby without marriage which isn’t farfetched for someone in her position. She wanna get her Shakira on and I get it. Divorces not fun. It’s harder to split up than it is to get together. They’re on two different pages. I was waiting to see where their disconnect was and Lawrence wants something that she’s already been through and wasn’t for her. He was outta line about the ex shit when he just met up with his secretly not too long ago. Asking someone if they would still be with someone if they didn’t cheat is the same as asking if they would still be with someone if they didn’t beat their ass. I’m not sure where Condola was going with that. 

Issa don’t feel that the talk is needed. It really isn’t. Take some time apart or don’t fuck with each other anymore. 

YES LAWRENCE HIVE ASSEMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! MY NIGGA SENT THE LAUGHING EMOJI AND SHE TOOK THE BAIT. THIS NIGGA IS DEVIOUS!!!! THE TEXT BUBBLES MEANS IT’S TIME TO WIN ANOTHER CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!! 

Episode was kinda mid though. 

Peace 

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