WHAT THE FUCK I LISTENED TO YESTERDAY

A lot of music releases in February. All I gave a fuck about was Future and Deadpool. Deadpool is not music but fuck it. It's Deadpool. This edition of What The Fuck I Listened To Yesterday was really Nostalgic, Feminine, and Waved the fuck out. Don't think I've jammed this much in a good minute. Kept replaying these jams repeatedly. Let's get into it. 

MVSTERMIND - SPOILER ROOM 

Dropped out of nowhere. A 20 plus minute mix of Mvstermind production and unreleased tracks. This mix had so much versatility on the production that anybody shouldn't have a problem vibing to it. My favorite moment of this mix was The Martin Season 3 flip. Mvstermind was just showing off at that point. When that part came on, I threw down my headphones and walked away from my desk like gaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh DAMN! Dope, Dope, so fucking Dope. He has a show he's headlining this month too. You guys are smart so I'll see you there. 

RICHY SMART - VELOUR AMOR 

Flemm Doggy Dogg and Rell Brodie are also featured on this mix. The skits on this was funny as fuck especially that part about a nigga having to wait til his momma to give him a ride after the lock in. Shit is tragic. This mix is basically all 4 of my years in high school revisited. One of my thoughts was damn "Fab and Ja Rule had all the lady cuts." I swear when Twista and R.Kelly's "So Sexy" track came on I busted out laughing because I remember I was fucking with this chick in my 1995 Honda Civic. Literally fucking this chick in my old Honda Civic and this song came on while we was in there because I was letting that Twista "Kamikaze" album play on the Pioneer cd player. This mix brought back so many memories. The mix ended with Pretty Willie "4 Walls." Pretty Willie is the Marvin Gaye of St.Louis and "4 Walls" is the "Sexual Healing" of my generation. It just makes sense to end the mix with a legend. I wish Northwest Plaza was still alive so I can get the Powder Blue Velour to match my Doo-Rag right now.

SMINO - KREME BRULEE

I never had a cup of coffee a day in my life. I drink Pineapple Vess for breakfast. I don't even know what the fuck Kreme Brulee is. Shit sound fancy as fuck though. What I like about Smino music is that it's very catchy so I always remix it. I can sing it to women and I can flame niggas with it. Let me give you a example. I'd say to a shorty "LEMME TOUCH YO BOOBIES BOOOOBIES! BEEN THINKIN BOUT CHU!" You know just like the part where Smino says "Smoking a doobie doooobie." I was also walking around flaming niggas saying "NIGGA YOU A GOOFY GOOOOOFY! NIGGAS SO FU!" I even throw the "AYYYYE" ad lib in there. Just another fresh track from Smino. 

DJ NICO - PINK TACO POWER VOL II

Nico baby hairs are showing in the cover art so you know this shit real. You know it's important. A very smooth mix of awesome female artists. Beyonce, Alessia, Kali, Lauryn, Erykah, are some examples. I was playing this and thinking damn I need a woman to share this pack of Non Laters (Yes, Non Laters) I'm eating and flame me because my lining looking crooked as fuck like crackhead teeth. Power to all my women and their Femininergy. Our god's on earth. 

JEAN DEAUX - FATHER TIME

I'm chilling thinking about how I'm going to stretch this $12.72 in my account to next friday and buy this pizza at the same time and then this track came on after I was listening to Smino. I immediately felt like a beautiful woman owes me a fire ass wall dance to this song after hearing it. Feels like I need to be in Europe with my shirt tucked in my pants with the top 3 buttons unbuttoned and dancing. This shit tight as fuck. Deaux gone get Deaux bruh.