7 REASONS INSTAGRAM MODELS ARE ANNOYING

She's not cooking anything bro..... Nothing. Anyway. 

I didn’t want to do this. I really didn’t. I’ve held back from this ever since I started using Instagram but I’ve finally been pushed to the edge. 

About a week ago I seen a instagram model who made up a fake body shaming story to justify why she is comfortable in her skin. Bitch I doubt it’s even your skin anymore at this point. Her whole body has more plastic in it than a recycling bin. All for some attention. This idiot typed out a long novel ass caption of lies when there are really girls out there who really get shamed for their NATURAL bodies everyday. It was the most pathetic shit I’ve ever seen in my life and I've come to the conclusion that you hoes must be stopped.

I’m a man that lives by “If it doesn’t apply then let it fly.” If you model and you just so happen to be on Instagram and any of the shit I’m about to say applies to you well it is what it is. Take it how you feel. I don’t give a fuck. If it doesn't then keep being you. 

But enough is enough. I’m fed the fuck up.

NO REPRESENTATION 

You have no managers. You have no agents. You put a fucking airplane emoji, that fucking stupid smiley face winking eye tongue out emoji, and your shitty common gmail address in your bio and you wonder why no one takes you fucking seriously. Cut the shit. You’re just pretty. THAT’S IT! I think it’s a fucking insult that I’m attaching the word “Model” to you useless human beings. 

There are legit models with legit representation who actually have business to handle. They use Instagram as a tool. Instagram isn’t everything to them. It isn’t their life. You could take Instagram away from them and it wouldn’t do shit to their modeling career. Why? BECAUSE THEY’RE ACTUALLY REAL FUCKING MODELS WITH QUALITY MODELING JOBS AND YOU’RE JUST A CUTE CLOWN THAT LIKES TO TAKE PICTURES THAT’S THE DIFFERENCE. 

You’re a pretty person who likes to take pictures everyday with filters and corny captions. You’re not a model. 

A FALSE SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT 

You’re no different from these struggle rappers who put booking info in their bio to look and sound professional knowing damn well ain’t nobody booking they ass. Just shut the fuck up and perform for free for crowds of 10 people like you have for the past 5 years. Yes I’m sure you Instagram “Models” get booked but that shouldn’t be difficult for you in a world plagued with thirsty niggas and you have a product that sells itself…. titties and ass. They have this entitlement of “I’m pretty so you have to care.” Bitch please. Go eat glass. 

Just because you have these creeps writing comments on your pictures everyday kissing your ass does not mean I have to. You’re not Solange, Janelle Monae or Ava Duvernay. You don’t fucking impress me in the slightest. The more you try to convince me that you’re important the more I think you’re not. 

GYMFLOW

Why are you working out with a beat face? How can you workout with a face full of makeup? It’s cause you know you don’t plan to actually put in real work. Insecurity at it’s finest. Some of y’all be damn near naked and wondering why niggas in the gym staring. Taking a full mirror pic with the caption saying shit like “OMG creeps in here are staring” with the monkey covering his eyes emoji. Yeah they’re staring cause your ass is straight out in your shorts and you WANT them to stare. You can’t live without attention. You went to the gym all of 15 minutes for your planned Insta videos and mirror pics and went right back home. Cut it out. Go get lipo. I know you wanna. 

OH YOU’RE A PHILOSOPHER?? 

“Experience life in all possible ways. Good, bad, bitter, sweet, dark, light, summer, winter. Experience all the dualities” 

This is a very insightful quote in your caption but I have a question ….

WHAT IN THEE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH YOUR PICTURE OF YOUR FAKE ASS THAT’S MADE OUT OF SUNNY DELIGHT BOTTLES IN A THONG IN A BATHROOM? 

WHAT DOES A MAYA ANGELOU QUOTE HAVE TO DO WITH A CLOSE UP PIC OF YOUR TITTIES? 

What the fuck is wrong with you? You just woke up and decided ...

"All my captions in my previous pictures have been very boring and tedious. I better copy and paste a James Baldwin quote to put in my caption of my photo of me holding my titties in a bathtub and convince my followers I'm insightful and I probably can actually read."

Just post the fucking peach or tongue emoji's in your caption and spare us the fraudulence. We already get enough fake shit with that fake ass body you lie and say is real please don’t give us fake insightful shit too. You bout as deep as a birdbath wit ya bird ass. 

EVERYTHING FOR SALE 

To all the followers of these people do you wanna hear a secret? 

Okay here it goes. 

*Whispers* You have to actually exercise if you want to lose weight. The laxative tea does not help.

These broads would sell their lungs if paid enough. It’s such a fucking joke. They’re selling people a lifestyle that's unrealistic without actual work and it's dishonest but they want people to respect them and look up to them. Ain’t that some shit? 

But that ain’t all they selling. Don’t be fooled by the booking info. One good tax refund can get you a couple hours of that plastic or natural ass rappers and athletes pass around amongst themselves. No lie. They’re moonlighting as models while prostituting. I’m not judging. If you wanna sell pussy then more power to you. You want to get flown out to Dubai for 50 racks to have some old muhfucka do nasty fetishes to you like take a shit on your chest in a room with a ocean view then do ya thang but don’t fake the funk like it’s not what you do. 

Hoeing is hoeing. Whether you on back pages or on the old strip in Vegas or if a 79 year old white multi millionaire man paying for you to go to some creepy ass party and fuck him afterwards while his pastrami sandwich faced ass wife watches. It's all prostitution. 

The Instagram models these niggas out here wishing and dreaming they can be with are straight smuts. These women don’t even love themselves. Word to all my niggas out here drooling over these girls. Trust me bro these fine cool ass regular women you see everyday is what you want and what you need. I know people personally that smashed a few these Insta models. You’re not missing anything. When you get to be my age you learn pussy is pussy and that's not impressing actual adults. I'm not the 19 year old man that would place pussy over paying my bills anymore. All they have to offer is their natural or fake bodies and that's not enough for real people. 

FAKE CREATIVES

None of these women are creative and it shows in the shit they try to create and sell. It’s all the same shit, like trying to get into the fashion game. Look I don’t know shit about fashion but I know the shit they’re trying to sell is fucking awful. Just because you have a pretty face doesn’t mean you’re Donna Karan. 

I’ll never knock anyone for going after a passion but you can tell these girls don’t give a fuck about passion. They think it’s a quick come up and it’s easy. They’ll throw up a few pics of themselves and their friends modeling their shitty clothes in front of a all white background and tell the public it’s coming soon. Yeah it is and it’ll be dying soon too because it’s not from a place that’s real. They don’t care about potential consumers. They just care about acquiring fame and money. 

If it’s not fashion they attempt to do then they try acting. Acting skills is some shit you either have or don’t have. Taking acting lessons not changing shit. Please take “Actress” out of your bio. Who you think you fooling? These acting coaches are finessing the fuck outta these instagram models and I love it. They’re selling them a dream with no remorse. My brother is a professional actor on a theater tour right now. Acting is a natural thing. My brother is a natural, he can act. You think sucking and fucking people in hollywood gonna be enough to get you in the next Transformers movie? No.   

Music? Cardi B is the exception. The rest of you hoes just need to pray for a call from “Love & Hip-Hop” and milk those club appearance tours for as long as you can. Just look pretty, do your walkthroughs, save your money for the future, and stay the fuck outta the studio and away from auto tune. 

Everyone is creative but these goofs don’t even attempt to find their creative lane. They just look for a quick fix and fail at it. 

NEVER TAKE ADVANTAGE OF INFLUENCE 

This actually annoys me the most. You brag about all these followers and how you love them but you add no purpose to their lives at all. You stand for nothing. You actually have a big enough audience to actually do some good in society and make a difference but you’re vapid. I’ve never seen none of you give back to your communities. Do something of value for fucking once!

You travel the world, do things people would love to do and your life is still a blank page. All those beach photos, rooftop view photos, expensive outfits in V.I.P's, and you still have no legacy. When it's all said and done you think people are going to sit around and be like

"Aye remember when she took that selfie in the mirror with her ass out and spelled selfie like "Celfie"you know with a C instead of an S? What a moment!" 

Nigga no. 

You have the chance to influence people and you fail. If you don’t care to influence then just say that but you don’t. You pretend like you’re so interesting, caring, and real but you’re not and are unable to. It’s a facade. Majority of you hide your age. Hide your history. Hide where you’re from. Lie about having enhanced bodies. Why? It's because deep down you know what you stand for is bullshit. Can’t expect people to keep it real with you when you don’t keep it real with yourself. Take advantage of your influence. Stand for something other than being pretty. 

I'm out.  
 

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