You niggas don’t know how to deal with your hoes on your roster. It’s fascinating. But understand Rome wasn’t built overnight and Rome wasn’t destroyed overnight either but at the rate yall going yall fucking yourselves over and now look at you. No titties. No niggas. Benny has to bring out his manual and give yall the terms. I’m talking in third person cause I’m better than all of you. If you listen to Benny you’ll be better than Benny. This is how you build a positive hoe culture with your team of hoes.

First you gotta lead by example. Hoes not getting nasty for niggas they don’t look up to. Tighten the fuck up. If your hoes don’t wanna be you then they never wanna slurp you. Leaders get the nastiness. Not followers. You gotta bring hoes along when they’re reluctant to move forward. Be a Hoe-Leader. Move with the leadership you had in elementary when you was the line leader to go to the drinking fountain.

Show that you’re committed to the game. Translation, you committed to a bunch of other hoes but you’re truthful about it. Everybody has a position in your life. Hoes are no different. It’s up to them to move up and down the ranks in your life. Honesty is what gives you the juice though. Never forget.

Ask the right questions. Communicate effectively with every hoe on your roster. Understand your expectations and their expectations. Miscommunication is for scary bitches. Mean what you say and say it clearly.

Develop a positive atmosphere around all your hoes. If your space is full of positive energy that rubs off on your hoes. You can’t be melancholy around hoes. That ain’t fun. When everything outside of you is negative make sure you’re the positive escape for hoes.

Trust the process. Building a positive hoe culture takes time. Patience.

Praise all your hoes. Yall not gassing up the hoes in your life and have the nerve to be mad when they’re under performing. You gotta put batteries in backs to blow out backs.

Make sure your hoes understand that they are responsible for their actions and you didn’t force them to accept this role in your life. You just ate a little ass and they signed up. There was no hoe draft, there was no hoe sentence from a judge. You gave a little mouth and they just popped up like a gun in grand theft auto after you put in a cheat code.

Work together. You a hoe and they’re hoes. There’s your common ground. Yall gotta be in sync like 2017 Golden State Warriors ball movement. When things get tough hoes supposed to stick together not drift apart. When times are rough that’s when a titty needs to interject. You can’t spell team without titty.

Set goals with your hoes. Hoes have dreams too. I plan to travel to pour champagne down hoes asses and catch every drop with my mouth in 5 star hotel lobbies and be physically be removed by hotel security. That’s a dream. Go bite your hoes booty in a lego store or get mouth in a Nordstrom fitting room and then buy shit. Do an OnlyFans video in 20 different countries or 20 different cities. A OnlyFans tour or something. I dunno. Goals. Adjust every goal to always make sure it’s motivation like a true hoe should.

Find out what your hoes value. How can you get anywhere if you don’t know what your hoes value. Some hoes value money, some value time, some value fish plates, What hoes value are important and shape what your dynamic is.

Understand the politics of hoe-life. People will hate. People will judge but hoes know that they ARE the politics. Fuck you mean! Hoes who are real never let other opinions control their life. Ever.

Give all your hoes a copy of The Alchemist. All efficient and nasty hoes read The Alchemist.

Peace

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