REAL N**GA SELF LOVE LANGUAGE
This a mini guide to Real Nigga Self Love Languages.
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Aight lemme give you the game of Self Love Language.
The first one you start with is affirmations. I ain’t too big on affirmations. I just do shit when I feel like it but if you a “I need affirmations” ass person well here you go, tell yourself this shit daily.
I will have a good day today. Fuck what they talking bout. I’m having a good day today.
I will not chase a bitch especially a bird bitch. (Bitch is gender neutral in this case)
I will not have 1942 dreams with Patron money. I’mma step it up and make a 1942 Pineapple Margarita.
I will stop putting body lotion on my face like a nigga who listens to Boyz II Men.
I’m a hug all my niggas and mean that shit.
Of course I love myself more than anyone. Ain’t none of these niggas and bitches reliable enough to love me like I love me.
It’s all about self improvement.
Next is the physical part. Things that you deem worthy to touch you.
It starts in your bedroom because lord willing that’s where you’re blessed enough to wake up at. First if your sheets thread count ain’t the number of Simpsons episodes don’t panic. Wash and dry them right before you go to bed. You bout to wake up feeling like a fresh croissant. Especially if your blanket is high quality. The blankie game is the most slept on game. If your blankets are top tier people gone know they not dealing with Mr.Regular Bitches. You in a different league. Your blankies gotta be softer than a hoe nigga.
After that you’re heading to the bathroom. The preparation for your bathroom time is important. First thing you’re going to do occurs a day prior. You’re going to buy undies and socks. Like actually spend $100 on Underwear. You’ll thank me and thank yourself later for dropping gas money on your underwear. Drop duckets on your drawls. You don’t wanna wear cheap drawls after getting clean that’s like wearing a fresh white tee with dirty white air forces. Makes the crisp white tee irrelevant. Once you’re in your bathroom you got 2 options. A long ass shower or a long ass bubble bath. Gotta at least be as long as an episode of Westworld. No matter what you gotta come out smelling like a vanilla aromatherapy candle. If your skin don’t shine so hard that if you turned off the lights you’d glow in the dark you got work to do. Skin gotta be slicker than E-40 vocabulary. Skin care is always essential. Make sure your skin products are really bout that life. You better not be using the skin products these weirdo Instagram influencers using. When in doubt find a black woman on YouTube who listen to Angie Stone skin routine video.
Next you’re going to make sure space is clean. Make sure your schedules entails whatever the fuck you wanna do. After that it’s time to buss that fresh white tee pack open. This probably gone be the highlight of your day. Bussin open a new pack of white tees is like you watching yourself graduate from being Tien to Piccolo in real time. Now the REAL cheat code is hitting the barber shop first and keeping the fresh pack in the whip and bussin it open after the fresh cut then hit the car wash immediately after with a Dom Kennedy playlist. You just guaranteed yourself a great day.
Now it’s time for acts of service. It’s time to treat yourself but don’t go shopping spree crazy. Real niggas are financially responsible. First buy yourself a bouquet of flowers congratulating yourself for not fucking another nigga bitch because they did some weird shit. Instead you gave yourself a bouquet of Blue Iris for being a supreme real nigga and let the weirdos stay on weirdo time. You’re a saint. You’re a glorified soul. Instead of giving trauma to a weird nigga by fucking his bitch you spared him and focused on getting to the digits. A true act of service. Show these hoes charity by letting em fold on their own. Next buy yourself a fit. Buy yourself a nice meal. Buy a nice drink. Buy whatever makes you say “Fuck outta here I deserve this.” No guilt has any place around you today.
Quality time is the game. A lot of people know how to execute the day but they don’t know how to end it like a playa. Meditation ain’t just for the mornings. Do that shit in the evening too. Read something that going to take your mind to the next level. Work on your passion or your business. You looking good, you feeling good, carry that energy over to your dreams. May sound crazy to some but getting groomed up and chasing a check instead of chasing a bitch is a high. Instead of worrying about who she fucking worry bout getting your pockets tucked in with hunnids.
Wind down the day and relax. You bout to sleep good but you’ll never be tired of being that nigga.
Peace
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