YOU AND YOUR LLC'S

For the love of Megan Thee Stallion titties can you please take LLC out of your bio. Nobody gives a fuck. I promise. Scouts honor. No one sees someone with the name of their business in their bio with LLC behind it and think “OH MAN THEY MUST BE OFFICIAL! LET ME DROP EVERYTHING I’M DOING AND SPEND MY MONEY WITH YOU.” 

A LLC is like a pink slip to a car but the car is not functioning you still have to build the car and get it running and how well the car runs depends on how good a job you do. If you have a LLC you still have to BUILD THE FUCKING BUSINESS! Why in the fuck people leave out the part of actually having a product or service that people will buy? You spent $50 -$100 dollars for a title (depending on what state you’re in ) and you think the bullshit rags to riches story you’ve imagined is automatic now cause you have John Ashcroft name on a paper? You have to make profit you stupid fuck. A LLC won’t just make profit appear like Myron outside of Diamond’s crib. 

Nobody talk about how much it cost to run a business especially THROUGH A FUCKING PANDEMIC! If I have no disposable income to pay for the costs of a business why would I take that risk during a global pandemic where I’m seeing REAL business owners that don’t throw their LLC around like ass in Magic City that are actually suffering and some are even closing their business permanently? 

I know people with 3 or more LLC’s and they’re all complete and utter failures. The more LLC’s you have the more chances I believe you’re a loser. I don’t care if they were started at 3 different points in your life and you were a different person all 3 times. I don’t care what versions of you that you pick all 3 of them hoes are losers. Just give up. Please. You and all of your split personalities just give up for the sake of society. Go collect unemployment and leave the public the fuck alone. Don’t get it twisted there are some people with multiple LLC’s and they’re making shit happen but guess what? Those people actually mind the business that pays them.

If I hear “Generational wealth” one more fucking time I’m going to push one of you weirdos out a window. I hate to be pessimistic but news flash nigga you not getting nowhere near generational wealth. Niggas who be saying this generational wealth shit have thee most awful spending habits. Straight spend money like rich coke addict except these niggas broker than a rapper signed to another rapper. Our community are the biggest consumers in the country and possibly the world. How the fuck can we reach generational wealth when all we do is spend? Niggas want a house at 23 talking bout generational wealth when what you could do is take that money help pay off a house in your family and then do it to another house. That’s how you build wealth. You don’t build wealth by taking out a big ass loan with awful interest rates. If you wanna own a house just to say you own one with the bank then by all means do you and stay away from me but don’t shame other people cause they don’t want a 250,000 loan in their 20’s. 

What if people don’t wanna be business owners? You ever think about that? There’s some people that are happy not owning a business but working for a company they like. There’s a lot of yall pushing this ownership shit that you’ve heard from one of these fake ass business gurus and yall not cut out to be bosses. Some people are just meant to have a job and working like a slave for majority of their life. It’s the harsh reality. Some of those people start businesses but they don’t know how to get clientele outside of who they know and then guess what that idea is tossed to the side and their filling out for another LLC for another idea that’s going to fail because they haven’t thought “practical” during the process. All people do is just romanticize business ownership and entrepreneurship. That’s it. 

I’ve not heard once honest piece of advice from these LLC ass niggas ever. Everything these niggas say is vague and it’s because these weirdos are broke and don’t know what the fuck they’re doing. “Invest your money.” OH YOU DON’T SAY?? YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT!! “Go start a business.” WOW YOU’RE SO WISE! TELL ME TO BUY A BUILDING TOO OKAY! IT’S SO FUCKING EASY A TODDLER CAN DO IT.” Ask a LLC goofball to really breakdown investing and you’ll get the best laugh of your life. 

It’s funny how the bozo’x of LLC-Land is all about business but always fail at that easiest part of business and that’s minding their own mothafucking business. These hoes are the most pocket watching bitches I ever saw in my life. The fuck you care what I do with my money? I’m really bout to start playing big bank take lil bank to prove a point out here. Mothafuckas actually got a mental list of what the next mothafucka bought. Since you want them to start a business so bad why didn’t you invest  and put your own money up to help them? Right, cause you bitches don’t give a fuck about black people advancing economically. You just wanna stunt and look like you have it. It’s all fake. How the fuck can you get out of debt, pay your bills, and start a business with an unemployment check? What the fuck yall be on? 

If you buy me an LLC instead of a Rolex I promise I’m beating every dumb braincell and every piece of audacity outta you. Rob you then go purchase the Rolex with your money. 

Guess I gotta take all my child gifts back. I should’ve bought her a LLC instead of a stuffed Blues Clues doll. Guess she’s doomed. 

Fuck all of you, your LLC, and your rich dad poor dad quotes. We’re now all dumber for experiencing it. 

Peace

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