P-VALLEY "THE TRAP" REVIEW
Keyshawn the baddest shorty. I would likely have to change my identity for all the filthy things I would do with that Queen (with her consent of course). I would literally be on some Drake shit & pay her not to take anything off. Might even tattoo her on me.
Mercedes is the “ SHE GOOD!!” woman in a group of women. Need a woman like that in your friend groups.
I don’t like this nigga wit these Plymouth Rock landed on us ass glasses touching my girlfriend Keyshawn. Bet money this weird nigga in a fraternity.
Nigga who goes to a strip club with a hankerchief? This point dexter had a whole hankerchief. Nigga name probably Lamar.
I wanna rub Keyshawn feet, speak real nigga affirmations to her, cash app her some gwop & boost my baby confidence.
Mercedes eyebrows connect at the bottom like the letter V no matter what emotion she feel. If she happy her eyebrows still look like she bout to choke a bitch
Autumn not really my cup of tequila. Best titties in all of civilization but when she talks I wanna head butt a mirror.
You see how the property lady judged & watched Mercedes pockets by downplaying her majorette teaching goals. Older black people have that problem and issue BAD!
No this nigga just call her “September October” lmaoooo the Uncle Clifford quote streak continues.
Uncle Clifford got a purple holographic durag. Respect.
Mayor Ruffin got that front gold cap on his front tooth and goatee like a nigga named Kenneth. I know he had his face in some cheeks at Freaknik 95. He got it on polaroids in his closet along with his $2 Tuesday club photos in the wicker chair.
Mercedes evil ass momma not giving her the money. Any bitch willing to act like possessed serpent in a strip club parking lot has no soul.
This is why I don’t like church. It’s scummy as fuck.
Mercedes better start pimping this pro ball nigga cause she ain’t getting them 20 racks
Mercedes gone be sad as fuck when she not getting that gym lmao. Every time somebody pop shit like this you know they getting humbled.
Andre arguing wit hoes that he ain’t smashed. I ain’t got no arguments for no shorty who booty I ain’t bite.
I wonder if Andre wife bad. Can’t wait til she just pop up on this nigga. You know it’s coming.
Mercedes sleep mask says “Dat Bitch” & that’s very interesting brand.
Whoever Autumn scamming probably gone find her dumbass.
Diamond need a hug. Drake Doppleganger be angry as fuck. All the time. You can smile and make jokes and kick ass bro. I promise.
I love how they presented Mercedes fit like a Ric Flair robe.
I just wanna give my future ex wife Keyshawn a hug.
P Valley missed the opportunity to play “Standing Ovation” by Jeezy when Mercedes was walking out with the diamond floss.
This nigga Mane a loose cannon & clearly a future problem but Why Lil Murda always gettin hoe’d. Dude a cool ass nigga & people be trippin on him.
Autumn really be trying her luck. Somebody gone beat her ass.
Lil Murda finally snapped & beat some ass. Bout time. People been lil bow wow-ing this nigga all 4 episodes
I knew it. I would literally remove that lady face if she stole 20K I made in the stripping business while she was swinging from a Pastor’s nuts sounding like the preacher from Dont Be A Menace. Police would find her leaking in the parking lot wit that church crown stuffed down her throat. Mercedes better make that woman life a living hell from now on.
We don’t have time for those white girl tears though they are very tasty. Lmaooooo Uncle Clifford can’t miss!
Lil Murda song Slaaaaaaaaaaaaaps!!! I need that track rah nah! I’m walking around screaming “Ova Luvvvvv” over & over & i just heard this shit “I see a baddie I’m payin her rent” is forever my mood.
Bruh I needed Keyshawn in my life a year ago. She gotta see me.
Keyshawn dance scene cinematography was too flame.
Mercedes lost 20 racks, a building, a retirement, and on her way to county. You hate to see it.
Peace
Follow us on twitter and instagram
@politeasflannel
@jayjaybenny
@politecoolery
@Treevillarecords
