HOW TO BUSS A FIT

Am I a stylist? Fuck no but I be having that shit on. I dress like I have pet dolphins and date R&B singers. My fits so fire I can make a introvert a extrovert. Big stepper no escalator ya feel me? Since I usually dress like I found Hov’s 92 bricks here are some 6 steps on how to buss a fit.

YOUR STYLE 

My style/theme is always dress like I sell cocaine or dress like I do cocaine off black booty cheeks under a full moon. I dress like everybody knows my life story. Legendary. Either way the sauce is evident. I love flowers so floral is usually my theme. Once I found my style and what works for me, bussin a fit became too easy. You gotta find your style. So if you like turtlenecks and looking like wholesome 80’s pop singer then that’s all you. If you one of those suit wearing people who are obsessed with “Can we talk” by Tevin Campbell and leave “sheesh” on every instagram comment then do you. Whatever style you feel fits you and describes you. Pick it. 

CONFIDENCE 

Confidence makes up half the fit. It’s not what you wear it’s how you wear it. You can wear great looking pieces , designer, whatever but if your body language is giving “hide me” or “I’m not really bout it” then the fit not gone hit. You just an okay looking nigga in some nice shit. Yeah it’ll hit in a picture cause you can fake confidence for those short moments and write a confident caption but that’s fake. You need to be out here organic. No preservatives. Getting a good pic of your fit is mando but what counts is the energy you give off in the room regardless if you with a large group or by yourself. I can pull up in a white tee, jeans, and vans and my confidence will be the same as if I’m dressed like a flamboyant Colombian drug lord. I see pretty muhfuckas have a good fits but their confidence is on MASH marathon in person. 

COLORS 

This simple. Figure out what colors compliment your skin the best and use different combinations. You can wear and look good in any color of course but I have some colors that are my calling card. I usually try to mix 3 colors in an outfit.  

EXFOLIATION 

THE MOST IMPORTANT FUCKING STEP. I DON’T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU’RE STYLED BY KANYE. IF YOUR SKIN IS GIVING BAR SOAP THEN THE FIT WILL NOT HIT! 

Your skin glowing like Naomi Campbell is the cheat code for your entire fit. It’s like going super saiyan. You gotta exfoliate. Niggas who don’t exfoliate wash their sheets once a month. I’m sure of it. Whatever skin you showing needs to be blinding niggas. Build up a facial routine and stick to that shit no matter what. If I’m wearing loafers you better believe you’re going to see the most elegant and well kept ankles you ever seen on planet Earth. I got my thighs out because all I know is extravagant things. They’re simply electrifying and shining like Lupita Nyong’o on silk sheets.

You gotta exfoliate everything. I even exfoliate my lips. You think I’m putting unkept lips on pretty coochie? Fuck no. I’d never disrespect shorty like that. 

SCENT 

If no one tell you that you smell good then the fit is a waste. Your scent is like the gas for a car. How you smell can be the difference between “I’d put my titty in his mouth tonight” or “I think he steals change from cars.” It’s not just cologne either my G. It’s the lotion you use. The body wash you use. The body butters you use. Sometimes I smell like a lord who gets fed papaya under villas. Sometimes I smell like honey buns & genuine friendships. The key is variety. You too can smell like sweet potato pie & good conversations. You too can smell like a young patti labelle. Your destiny awaits in how good you smell. 

MUSIC 

The music you listen to while getting ready not only helps you get you set the energy for your fit but for your plans. You think my fit not bout have the energy of a nigga who’s had 6 books written bout his life after getting ready to Minnie Ripperton? Might switch it up & play some Blxst or a fire ass playlist or mix that gives my fit the energy of a ravishing nigga who played Teddy Pendergrass during a foursome. 

That’s all the game is. Go look, smell, and feel like wisdom.

Peace

Benny

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