SIMPLIFY S**T
Here are some things to simplify your life.
Just start saying you broke. It makes life so simple. Even if you not broke. If you say you broke, people start to leave you the fuck alone and you even start to believe you broke and the whole time you richer than a politician except you have morals.
Stop trying to do everything. Find one thing and put your all into it. Complete it. Focus on completion and then once it’s completed you move onto the next project that has your interest. Trying to do 8 things at once will have you looking like a Caucasian reality tv housewife in the face. They face have the same expiration date as kale my nigga. I shall not lie to you this shit is kicking my ass right now because my A.D.D. I wanna create 30 different things per week.
Never argue with strangers. Only argue with people you respect and can depend on. That’s the only time an argument is worth your time.
Don’t text and drive. My nigga I almost hit a deer the other night because this shorty sent me her OnlyFans. I ain’t paying for that shit. God bless her I hope she get money (Titties are *Chef’s kiss*) but when I look up a deer was just staring at my shit and was like “Fuck it if I get hit I get hit” and I hit my brakes hard as fuck. Bambi just majestically ran back into the woods. I now have a no phone rule in my car. I pick something to listen to and I leave my phone alone until my car is in park.
The smarter you work the luckier you get. Working hard is a 50/50 thing cause you can be working hard on the wrong shit.
Whatever you need to stop and get before going home stop and get that shit now. Don’t wait until the morning. Nigga the gas station right there. Stop and get gas before getting home. You’re going to realize you should’ve got it on the way home when the next morning come and you forgot your shit is on E and it’s gone blow your whole mood.
Don’t ever waste your time on jealousy. Jealous people can drink bleach. I don’t care for them. Jealous people have no identity and don’t know how to live for themselves. Every jealous person I ever came across was a leech mentally or physically or both. Jealous people will always be clowns and it’s deeper than what you have. They be jealous of how you carry yourself cause they don’t know how to be real or jealous how people love you.
Get rid of shit you don’t use. Everybody got shit in they closet that’s been there for years and they’ve never worn the shit. If you ain’t wore it in 2 months than that shit ugly my nigga and you just played yourself for buying it. Just take the L. Give it to the homeless or sell it. Stop justifying that you gone kill em in that fit. It would’ve happened by now if you truly cared about that shit.
The shit you can change that’s the things you focus on. I treat the shit I can’t change like a deadbeat parent. I don’t give a fuck about it existing. If I can change it then it’s probably worth my time. If what you’re worrying about can’t be solved by productive thinking then that shit don’t fucking matter.
Quit trying to please everyone. Trust me, I’m a selfish guy….. I’m too fucking selfish but the one silver lining in that is that I never have an issue trying to please everyone. Somebody gone be disappointed. It is what it is. You gone fuck around and have a breakdown like a former child star on crack trying to please everybody. Think about it this way… who in the fuck is trying to please you? Exactly. So return the favor and not give a fuck about pleasing everybody. People ungrateful anyway. Who cares.
Buy things in bulk. Fuck stores. I ain’t trying to go to the store every fucking week and neither should you. Costco that shit. I’m tired of going to Target every week and random middle aged women trying to small talk. Bitch I came here for body wash and candles. I don’t care if you think it’s great that a man is shopping for candles. I’m a ravishing nigga who smells like a Cinnabon. And let’s be clear, I would never buy candles from Target, I’m just being nosey. We buy lemongrass and lavender candles lil baby. Target does not have thee fucking range.
Listen to Gil Scott Heron…. That nigga be spittin
Stay away from people who read The Seven Spiritual Laws of Success, 48 Laws Of Power, The Alchemist, or Rich Dad Poor Dad. If those are their favorite books. They’re toxic. I can’t really explain it but when I see these as people favorite books they’re usually a piece of shit with insecurities the size of those people on those reality shows where they’re 800 pounds and basically have titties all over their body. Those are all great books but fuck the people who say those are their favorite books. They’re trying to look smart and enlightened and they’re lying to you.
You not as smart or right as you think you are. Once you realize you don’t know shit then you will have a better chance of being happy because that’s how life is. I stopped giving a fuck about being right a long time ago. I just DO right by people and try to learn something new everyday.
Smile often. You live amongst titties.
Peace
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