INSECURE "LOWKEY MOVIN ON" REVIEW
Aye…….. Issa a bird and we don’t discuss that fact enough. The what you doing up angle? Leave that shit to the college kids mam. The fact she used that on old work is funny.
So I thought an event would happen for her to say she doesn’t fuck with Molly anymore but yet here we are.
If you have to debate on if you’re going to go to your “best friends” life changing event then you have an issue. I can get into it with my homie but if they have something of that magnitude I’m pulling up. Shit deeper than the bullshit. Even Andrew wondering why Molly debating about going. That’s sad.
Is it bad that I hate poetry? Not the writing part but the spoken word shit. Shit just ain’t for me and people who be spoken word poets have serious issues my nigga lmao. Them niggas be having Bobby Brown level issues.
Why is everyone on this show lame? Condola is the epitome of lame. What does Lawrence and you breaking up with him have to do with the event? You wasn’t going to invite him to your Friendsgiving but now you’re just too broken and bothered to deal with the block party? Nigga huh? Actually this is how women act anyway. Fucking weird.
The day I gave my best friend an awkward hug that means me and that nigga had a fist fight and didn’t shake hands afterwards. But lets just call this what it is. Both of these girls are fake as fuck. Now we can get into who’s more fake than who but that’s irrelevant.
I think it’s cool that Tiffany is enjoying herself postpartum. A lot of women aren’t blessed like that.
Andrew is really the voice of reasoning and basically Molly’s father at this point. This is why I always say there’s people who are smart but that don’t mean they have common sense.
Aye man this nigga Nathan is a Tyler Perry character and I’m fucking fed up about it. The mannerisms, the terrible bald fade, the terrible American Eagle mannequin swag, I just expect this nigga to start dancing like Jason Derulo every time I see him.
I will give Molly The Terrible this. I woulda forgave the homie if she brought me chicken. I woulda been like “Say less my nigga it takes a lot of sacrifice and loyalty to make sure that those wings made it over to me uneaten. You ain’t gotta say shit. You showed me.” All flats or not we back in action like The Bash Brothers in D2 The Mighty Ducks.
I’m always gonna be a fan of Vince Staples being in any movie or show. That nigga is hilarious and smart.
I’ll tell you this. There will be a blizzard in hell before you ever see me dance to “Wobble” get this wedding reception 7th grade fall dance music the fuck away from me. I’m bout to head to the whip for the liquor and tree stash. This was the perfect moment for everyone to bond over “Dunn Dunn” by Shawty Lo and it was ruined.
Okay we spicy. Alright I don’t see a huge problem with what Issa did because Molly didn’t communicate that there would be an issue outside of herself but it’s still a problem. But it was like I said last week. That reason she told Issa she didn’t wanna do the favor was a lie to cover up the fact that she’s not adult enough to say there’s an issue. When it comes to someone’s work that they’ve put their all into they will do whatever it takes to make sure their vision goes through. Issa did that. If I was Molly I would low-key admire and respect that. Issa really wanted this bad. That’s like if I’m moving work and the middleman tells me not to cop from the connect. Fuck it, I’m a go around him and find another path to the connect. Nigga I’m hungry and I gotta eat. Fuck you mean!! Issa wasn’t willing to fail over tension that’s never been properly addressed. Again we see Andrew shows maturity and values Molly’s and Issa’s relationship more than the both of them cause he’s not seeing the issue either. Now don’t get it twisted Issa a sneaky muhfucka. Just because I said I’d admire the way she still made shit happen don’t mean I wouldn’t be cautious around her cause now I’d always think “How far are you willing to go?” It was a “It’s business not personal” move. Business people do this shit all the time. They kinda go against their morals to secure their business. It’s how a lot of people get rich. Sometimes the people you care about feelings aren’t spared when it comes to business. Sometimes you sacrifice being the “Good Guy” to achieve an objective.
Outside of that Issa still has serious issues. She does a lot of deflecting and tries to hide behind this “Good Vibes Only” persona (You saw that weak ass sign after that argument? Lmaoo) but she’s oblivious to the issues she has and the problems she brings to people in her life. She’s really good at playing a victim. Molly not all the way wrong here she said some real shit about Issa but coming from her it’s not going to stick because she’s worst than Issa. Now the timing of this shit was inconsiderate and petty as fuck. She picked the day of the biggest achievement of her best friends life to have an argument that should’ve happened MONTHS ago and she was willing to let her best friend drown just because she can’t communicate her feelings at all. The event ended poorly and now rumors are going to spread and they fall on Issa and her event. No one else. Her reputation takes a hit over this bullshit. All Andrew had to do was send a email and that’s it and Andrew was GLAD HE DID IT AND VINCE’S MANAGER WAS GLAD THEY DID THE PARTY! Andrew wanted to help Issa and the event more than Molly did. I think what Molly refuses to admit is that she resents Issa for doing a lot of bullshit and not only getting away with the bullshit but being rewarded for it and coddled for it. Molly doesn’t get that same courtesy. When Molly fucks up it’s a huge issue. When Issa fucks up it’s just “Issa being Issa. let’s take it easy on her” When Molly fucks up it’s “Typical Molly.” It’s kinda like the older sibling being held to a different standard than the baby sibling. They’re judged differently. They’re both terrible friends but Molly is just more blatantly disrespectful, ignorant, and immature. Molly is awful but I’m not bout to act like she doesn’t have a point about Issa.
I don’t think Molly intentionally roots for Issa to fail but Molly gives off the attitude of wanting to hang around bum bitches so she can be THEE BITCH of the gang. Molly wants Issa to feel the repercussions of her past. I think Molly sees the Block Party success as Issa being rewarded for her mistakes that Issa didn’t truly learn from and Molly is jealous of that. Everybody has a family member or friend that makes DISASTROUS STUPID DECISIONS and always come out clean in the end and they’re going to do it again. It’s like they get away with murder. Molly feels if she made the same mistakes as Issa there would be no huge success at the end of that tunnel. Imagine if the roles were reversed and Molly needed a favor and Molly called Issa and totally disregarded what was going on in Issa’s hectic work life and just asked for the favor you would crucify Molly. But when Issa did it we let it slide because it’s Issa. Molly feels that just because she has her adult life together as far as the basics she feels everything should just fall into place without improving her mentality or herself in general. Life doesn’t work that way. Issa doesn’t even have a 3rd of what Molly has and Issa keeps men longer than Molly. She has better relationships than Molly. She has a better social life than Molly. Issa makes friends easier than Molly.
Their personalities conflict because …..
Molly = Work Hard Personality
Issa = Work Smart Personality
Molly is the person who works hard but may take them longer to achieve something. Issa figures out a way not to work as hard and gets the result Molly wants and Issa is able to get the result faster.
Aye man fuck that weak ass Ari Lennox ass Good vibes only sign lmaooooooo.
Peace
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